I am not gay la seyyyy

Dengar sini orang Kampung,

I am not gay la seyy.
Why do everyone keep saying i am lembut and stuff?
I love girls too much to be gay seyy.

Do i even look like a girl?
Cause last time, the security guard at school wouldnt paste the sticker on me since he thought i was a girl. He pasted the sticker on Din and Wan but not on me, he then turns and says, " you girl right?" I was like, i am one hundred percent man.

And the guys told me yesterday that Shikin told them that if i were attached to her, she would be the one taking care of me instead of me taking care of her.

Walao wei.

I am 100% man la seyy.

please eh.